My Real Life

So yesterday I encountered a strange species of deer, which seemed rather carnivorous by nature. I couldn't convince it to go away, and attempts to strangle the thing were quite unsuccessful. I think it was carnivorous, because it kept trying to eat me. So I lead it down to the waterfront and when it came close I pushed it in. Now I know why there were so many skeletons in it! The carcass was devoured within minutes. Meanwhile, these two strange looking horses flew (swam?) overhead yelling something about Foogle Fish. I assume they were talking about the fish in the water, because they ate the deer in a matter of seconds. Well, it was most likely a few minutes, but the carnage was at once spectacular and horrifying.

Oh, and don't try to feed the tree monkey things mangoes. Their feces appear to be made of acid.

I don't think I did this right.




And I have no idea who that man is. He wasn't there when I took the picture. Maybe he's one of the ghosts?

Oh. And the fish here will eat people. Just so all other players in the game are forewarned.